prideprejudce:

me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas

my cat:

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starsholland:

I’m obsessed with these pictures of the Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders wearing their real world professional work attire as their cheer uniforms

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toebeens:

adz:

w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:

Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

(Source: jesterdevils, via neatpotatoes)

oiltipped:

i swear these lil focusing/productivity tips are for people who already have willpower made of steel and just need the tiniest nudge to get them to study or whatever. “place a sweet at the end of every paragraph to motivate you and reward you for finishing that section of reading!” i could just eat them all though. right now. i will. “here’s an app where a tree grows when you leave it undisturbed, but dies when you keep checking all your other apps!”

die then

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fuks:

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wumblr:

queenwhiskey:

Chain chomp evolution is weird because they barely changed anything but now their much cuter and way less scary.

chain chomps lost their vestigial forward facing eyes after generations of forced domestication led them away from their predatory nature

(via chronically-cute)